Alright. Round two of the free shit arrived. This time around was even more disappointing than my "Outofyourlife" experience. FINALLY effing Hoveround sends me something. Is it my survey? No. Is it my informative DVD? Of course not. Is is a sticker? Hells no it aint. All I get is a stinkin' letter expressing their appreciation for my interest in their product and something about insurance and HMO's for me to send back in. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Good way to let me down, Hoveround. Good way to let me down. Thank Jesus I don't actually need a wheelchair. Otherwise I would have been highly incapacitated for weeks now!
At this point I am seriously considering complying with them just in the effort of trying to get what I really want from them. I was promised a damn DVD! I talked to a damn representative on the phone! WHERE IS MY DVD, HOVEROUND!!! I need a visual on all of the different activities I can perform while riding my Hoverround.
I will admit that there was one pretty saucy part to this whole situation. Which is this -
"This little round chair has sure given me my life back!"- Clancy Soucie Jr.
Actual Hoveround Owner
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