Hay Karma

Well, I have officially come to the conclusion that I am harboring some really awful bad karma. They do say that "the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away" and if that is factual (which I have typically found it to be) right now he be takin'.

Its like my life was totally cool and everything was rad and I was actually HAPPY which doesn't take place often and then the universe just took a huge shit on me for the past three days. WHAT THE HELLS?

Maybe if I wasn't completely unappeasable. If I didn't find it necessary to check out the grass on that other side over there, even though I already have and it is brown and crunchy and smells like dog piss, but maybe I was just thinking that someone had fertilized it since the last time I'd visited.

Guess what? No gardeners.

Alyson, chill out. You're overanalyzing and reading waaaay too far into things. This is just a coincidence. You're ridiculous actions have nothing to do with anything. Karma shmarma. I refuse. Karma is for reals. You do nice things, in return nice things happen to you. It makes sense.

Is it really my fault that I find it physically painful to be satisfied with what I have? It has to be the upbringing. Does my odd affinity for always wanting more trigger bad karma? I may never know for sure, but at this point I'm guessing that has something to do with it. Also the whole jealous/angry/bitter/vengeful/sarcastic/two-faced thing might have a little something to do with it as well. I try though. I really do.

Hey, Jesus. Thanks for NOT taking the wheel.

Alyson is one hot messssss. She needs therapy.