FREEBIES!!

Today while exploring the internet I wasn't able to find any good free porn (JOKE), so I decided to search for other free things. Ohmyeffinggoodness. I had no idea that there were so many websites FULL of links to get free crap. You definitely haveto/needto/must check this out for realz. I'll let you know if any of my stuff ever actually arrives in the mail or not.

Flicking Beans

Tonight I left school early and dragged my sorry ass over to Foothill Ranch Regal Cinemas and paid $10.50 of my hard earned cash to watch The Ugly Truth. I would be completely dishonest if I said that I initially didn't agree to seeing it merely for the fact that Gerard Butler is in it, but it was actually a good movie.

I mean seriously how could I possibly resist this man? The accent. The bod'. The blue eyes. The scruff. Is saying no to this even an option???

Although, I must admit that he is a far cry from my stereotypical lust interest. I, like every other woman out there, at times feels the inescapable need to be completely spontaneous and unpredictable. Therefore, I will shamelessly admit to totally crushing on a man who has an abundance of muscles and body hair, and a undeniable lack of effeminateness. What has become of me?

Oh, yeah. The movie was great. It was funny and sexual and overall quite entertaining. Go see it, bitches.

Sirens Screaming Just For Me. And The Void Remains.

I recently contemplated the possibility that being completely insatiable could be a bad thing, but then I realized that my affinity for never being pleased with what I'm given is just going to give me that extra boost in life to always have something better.

Mos' def' gonna be taking a trip to http://www.outofyourlife.com for sures

Pandora Radio? I don't think so.

When Pandora Radio tells me to "Type in the name of your favorite artist, song or composer and we'll create a radio station featuring that music and more like it." I would prefer a lot more of "THAT music" and a lot less of "more like it", because when I ask for Courtney Love and Pandora gives me effing Joan Jett, I am definitely not pleased.